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Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?

Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Four flips the gun in this hand, presses the barrel to Peter's forehead, and clicks a bullet into place. Peter freezes with his lips parted, the yawn dead in his mouth. "Wake. Up," Four snaps. "You are holding a loaded gun, you idiot. Act like it.

Four flips the gun in this hand, presses the barrel to Peter's forehead, and clicks a bullet into place. Peter freezes with his lips parted, the yawn dead in his mouth. "Wake. Up," Four snaps. "You are holding a loaded gun, you idiot. Act like it.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

So what? All writers are lunatics!

So what? All writers are lunatics!

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches.""That’s atheists, jackass," said Simon furiously. "There are no atheists in the trenches.

I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches.""That’s atheists, jackass," said Simon furiously. "There are no atheists in the trenches.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Meow” means “woof” in cat.

Meow” means “woof” in cat.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.

I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.

For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you...""Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically.

Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you...""Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Takes a lot of tries before you hit perfection." He paused to reconsider that. "Well, except for my parents. They got it on the first try." (Adrian)

Takes a lot of tries before you hit perfection." He paused to reconsider that. "Well, except for my parents. They got it on the first try." (Adrian)

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar.

A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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