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Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?" "Why, is your head missing some?" I croaked. His mouth almost quirked in a smile, and that's when I knew how upset he'd been

Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?" "Why, is your head missing some?" I croaked. His mouth almost quirked in a smile, and that's when I knew how upset he'd been

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles......they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles......they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.

She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.

That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny.

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?

As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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