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There is nothing more luxurious than eating while you read—unless it be reading while you eat. Amabel did both: they are not the same thing, as you will see if you think the matter over.

There is nothing more luxurious than eating while you read—unless it be reading while you eat. Amabel did both: they are not the same thing, as you will see if you think the matter over.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I really can't think about kissing when I've got a rebellion to incite.

I really can't think about kissing when I've got a rebellion to incite.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head." Eddie DeChooch

Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head." Eddie DeChooch

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.

Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible? Nothing's impossible!

Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible? Nothing's impossible!

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.

Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily."So it is.""And freezing.""Is it?""Yes," said Eeyore. "However," he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately.

It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily."So it is.""And freezing.""Is it?""Yes," said Eeyore. "However," he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

[My mom's] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.

[My mom's] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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