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The Colonel led all the cheers.Cornbread!" he screamed.CHICKEN!" the crowd responded.Rice!"PEAS!"And then, all together: "WE GOT HIGHER SATs."Hip Hip Hip Hooray!" the Colonel cried.YOU'LL BE WORKIN' FOR US SOMEDAY!

The Colonel led all the cheers.Cornbread!" he screamed.CHICKEN!" the crowd responded.Rice!"PEAS!"And then, all together: "WE GOT HIGHER SATs."Hip Hip Hip Hooray!" the Colonel cried.YOU'LL BE WORKIN' FOR US SOMEDAY!

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I hated sports. I hated sports, and I hated people who played them, and I hated people who watched them, and I hated people who didn't hate people who watched or played them.

I hated sports. I hated sports, and I hated people who played them, and I hated people who watched them, and I hated people who didn't hate people who watched or played them.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!

You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

To be is to do - SocratesTo do is to be - SartreDo Be Do Be Do - Sinatra

To be is to do - SocratesTo do is to be - SartreDo Be Do Be Do - Sinatra

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different.

Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)

Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night," said Ron. "What d'ya think that's gonna mean?""Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry.

I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night," said Ron. "What d'ya think that's gonna mean?""Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Mistletoe," said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry's head. He jumped out from under it. "Good thinking," said Luna seriously. "It's often infested with nargles.

Mistletoe," said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry's head. He jumped out from under it. "Good thinking," said Luna seriously. "It's often infested with nargles.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.

Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!

You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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