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A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away.

A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which.

President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.

What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels.

Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.

Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet.

Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.

I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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