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I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

Dec 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.

Dec 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

Dec 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.

Dec 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

Dec 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

Dec 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

Dec 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Dec 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!

Dec 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.

I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.

Dec 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Dec 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.

Dec 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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