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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.

My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000 pieces of noodles.

Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000 pieces of noodles.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?

It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.

I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist.

I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.

I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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