Life is tough; and if you have the ability to laugh at it, you have the ability to enjoy it.
Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
humor
When action grows unprofitable, gather information; when information grows unprofitable, sleep.
Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
History repeats itself. Historians repeat each other.
Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.
Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The only difference between a rut and a grave are the dimensions.
Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
If you have to be in a soap opera try not to get the worst role.
Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.
Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>