If I had no sense of humor I should long ago have committed suicide.
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If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error.
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I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
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A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial.
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Many come to bring their clothes to church rather than themselves.
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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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Hide not your talents. They for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?
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If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
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When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.
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Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
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If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
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