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I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.

I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.

I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.

Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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