humor
Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.
Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.
Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
But, as my mother used to tell me, two wrongs don't make a right. But I soon figured out that three left turns do.
Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.
Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.
Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>