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No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Dec 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

Dec 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

Dec 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Neurosis is always a substitute for legitimate suffering.

Neurosis is always a substitute for legitimate suffering.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I'm not frightened by anyone's perception of me.

If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I'm not frightened by anyone's perception of me.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Those who attain any excellence, commonly spend life in one pursuit; for excellence is not often gained upon easier terms.

Those who attain any excellence, commonly spend life in one pursuit; for excellence is not often gained upon easier terms.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope.

It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.

What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The Church has always been willing to swap off treasures in heaven for cash down.

The Church has always been willing to swap off treasures in heaven for cash down.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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