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If you want some advice—which I'm sure you don't—you guys should lay off on the magic. Christian still thinks you're moving in on Lissa.""What?" he asked in mock astonishment. "Doesn't he know my heart belongs to you?""It does not. And no, he's still worried about it, despite what I've told him.""You know, I bet if we started making out right now, it would make him feel better.""If you touch me," I said pleasantly, "I'll provide you with the opportunity to see if you can heal yourself. Then we'd see how badass you really are.

If you want some advice—which I'm sure you don't—you guys should lay off on the magic. Christian still thinks you're moving in on Lissa.""What?" he asked in mock astonishment. "Doesn't he know my heart belongs to you?""It does not. And no, he's still worried about it, despite what I've told him.""You know, I bet if we started making out right now, it would make him feel better.""If you touch me," I said pleasantly, "I'll provide you with the opportunity to see if you can heal yourself. Then we'd see how badass you really are.

Jun 14, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

Jun 14, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.

Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.

Jun 14, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait.

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait.

Jun 14, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Oh no. Don't smile. You'll kill me. I stop breathing when you smile.

Oh no. Don't smile. You'll kill me. I stop breathing when you smile.

Jun 14, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

Jun 14, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Jun 14, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Jun 14, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

Jun 14, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

Jun 14, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee.

Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee.

Jun 14, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What's this?" he demanded, looking from Clary to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing there."It's a girl," Jace said,recovering his composure. "Surely you've seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one.

What's this?" he demanded, looking from Clary to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing there."It's a girl," Jace said,recovering his composure. "Surely you've seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one.

Jun 14, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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