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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.

This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.

If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My girlfriend is a party girl angel who can kick some arse and cook.

My girlfriend is a party girl angel who can kick some arse and cook.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It’s like this…a starving man would gladly eat a radish, right? In fact, a radish would be a feast if that’s all he had. But if he had a buffet in front of him, the radish would never be chosen.

It’s like this…a starving man would gladly eat a radish, right? In fact, a radish would be a feast if that’s all he had. But if he had a buffet in front of him, the radish would never be chosen.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

That dress…was a very, very good decision. I could write an entire poem on the virtues of your legs alone. You are a feast for the senses.” I laughed. “I don’t know about a feast. Maybe just an hors d'oeuvre.” He took my hand and wrapped it around his arm. “Not an hors d'oeuvre. The dessert. And I plan to spoil my appetite.

That dress…was a very, very good decision. I could write an entire poem on the virtues of your legs alone. You are a feast for the senses.” I laughed. “I don’t know about a feast. Maybe just an hors d'oeuvre.” He took my hand and wrapped it around his arm. “Not an hors d'oeuvre. The dessert. And I plan to spoil my appetite.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The more fucked up you are, the more I like you. As long as you've managed to hold onto your identity through all the shit, then it won't matter how twisted you are. I will love you more for it.

The more fucked up you are, the more I like you. As long as you've managed to hold onto your identity through all the shit, then it won't matter how twisted you are. I will love you more for it.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one.

I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You are evidence of your mother's strength, especially if you are a rebellious knucklehead and regardless she has always maintained her sanity.

You are evidence of your mother's strength, especially if you are a rebellious knucklehead and regardless she has always maintained her sanity.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A perfect person is easy to love. But when somebody likes all your imperfections, well, that's when you know they really mean it.

A perfect person is easy to love. But when somebody likes all your imperfections, well, that's when you know they really mean it.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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