humor

humor

I have something I need to tell you," he says. I run my fingers along the tendons in his hands and look back at him. "I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though.""That's sensible of you," I say, smiling too. "We should find some paper so you can make a list or a chart or something."I feel his laughter against my side, his nose sliding along my jaw, his lips pressing my ear."Maybe I'm already sure," he says, "and I just don't want to frighten you."I laugh a little. "Then you should know better.""Fine," he says. "Then I love you.

I have something I need to tell you," he says. I run my fingers along the tendons in his hands and look back at him. "I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though.""That's sensible of you," I say, smiling too. "We should find some paper so you can make a list or a chart or something."I feel his laughter against my side, his nose sliding along my jaw, his lips pressing my ear."Maybe I'm already sure," he says, "and I just don't want to frighten you."I laugh a little. "Then you should know better.""Fine," he says. "Then I love you.

Jun 14, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.

Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.

Jun 14, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.

And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.

Jun 13, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.

May 26, 2024 - Subeen Khan>

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

May 07, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

May 04, 2024 - Subeen Khan>

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

Apr 27, 2024 - Subeen Khan>

To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of the ignorant.

To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of the ignorant.

Apr 19, 2024 - Subeen Khan>

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!

Mar 14, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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