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In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I really don't see anything romantic in proposing. It is very romantic to be in love. But there is nothing romantic about a definite proposal. Why, one may be accepted. One usually is, I believe. Then the excitement is all over. The very essence of romance is uncertainty. If ever I get married, I'll certainly try to forget the fact.

I really don't see anything romantic in proposing. It is very romantic to be in love. But there is nothing romantic about a definite proposal. Why, one may be accepted. One usually is, I believe. Then the excitement is all over. The very essence of romance is uncertainty. If ever I get married, I'll certainly try to forget the fact.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

He's around the twist,' said Azalea. 'Breaking all the windows? He's mad.' to break all the windows in the house and drown yourself in a bucket but don't actually do it, well, that's love.

He's around the twist,' said Azalea. 'Breaking all the windows? He's mad.' to break all the windows in the house and drown yourself in a bucket but don't actually do it, well, that's love.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.

My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I had fun last night," I told Patch, flicking off my chin strap and handing over my helmet. "I'm officially in love with your sheets." "That the only thing you're in love with?""Nope. Your mattress, too."Some smile crept into Patch's eyes. "My bed's an open invitation.

I had fun last night," I told Patch, flicking off my chin strap and handing over my helmet. "I'm officially in love with your sheets." "That the only thing you're in love with?""Nope. Your mattress, too."Some smile crept into Patch's eyes. "My bed's an open invitation.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

How could I be sleeping with this particular man.... Surely only true love could justify my lack of taste.

How could I be sleeping with this particular man.... Surely only true love could justify my lack of taste.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I love you and it's getting worse.

I love you and it's getting worse.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Huh," Leo said. "Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You're not a total klutz."She smirked. "A job, eh?" Making things in your forge?""Nah, we could start our own shop," Leo said, surprising himself. Starting a machine shop had always been one of his dreams, but he'd never told anyone about it. "Leo and Calypso's Garage: Auto Repair and Mechanical Monsters.

Huh," Leo said. "Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You're not a total klutz."She smirked. "A job, eh?" Making things in your forge?""Nah, we could start our own shop," Leo said, surprising himself. Starting a machine shop had always been one of his dreams, but he'd never told anyone about it. "Leo and Calypso's Garage: Auto Repair and Mechanical Monsters.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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