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The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them.

The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them.

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.

My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A joke is a very serious thing.

A joke is a very serious thing.

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I love you. I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you’re stupid. I think you’re a loser. I think you’re wonderful. I want to be with you. I don’t want to be with you. I would never date you. I hate you. I love you…..I think the madness started the moment we met and you shook my hand. Did you have a disease or something?

I love you. I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you’re stupid. I think you’re a loser. I think you’re wonderful. I want to be with you. I don’t want to be with you. I would never date you. I hate you. I love you…..I think the madness started the moment we met and you shook my hand. Did you have a disease or something?

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot.

It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot.

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When a man learns to love, he must bear the risk of hatred.

When a man learns to love, he must bear the risk of hatred.

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

EARLY BIRDOh, if you’re a bird, be an early birdAnd catch the worm for your breakfast plate.If you’re a bird, be an early early bird--But if you’re a worm, sleep late.

EARLY BIRDOh, if you’re a bird, be an early birdAnd catch the worm for your breakfast plate.If you’re a bird, be an early early bird--But if you’re a worm, sleep late.

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

MagicSandra’s seen a leprechaun,Eddie touched a troll,Laurie danced with witches once,Charlie found some goblins gold.Donald heard a mermaid sing,Susy spied an elf,But all the magic I have knownI've had to make myself.

MagicSandra’s seen a leprechaun,Eddie touched a troll,Laurie danced with witches once,Charlie found some goblins gold.Donald heard a mermaid sing,Susy spied an elf,But all the magic I have knownI've had to make myself.

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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