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humor

I'm not sure if there's one right place I'm supposed to be, he said, but I know a couple of wrong places I'd give a second try in a heartbeat.

I'm not sure if there's one right place I'm supposed to be, he said, but I know a couple of wrong places I'd give a second try in a heartbeat.

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Life makes fools of all of us sooner or later. But keep your sense of humor and you'll at least be able to take your humiliations with some measure of grace. In the end, you know, its our own expectations that crush us.

Life makes fools of all of us sooner or later. But keep your sense of humor and you'll at least be able to take your humiliations with some measure of grace. In the end, you know, its our own expectations that crush us.

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I tried to contain myself... but I escaped!

I tried to contain myself... but I escaped!

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Don't leave it all unsaid,somewhere in the wasteland of your head.

Don't leave it all unsaid,somewhere in the wasteland of your head.

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Progress just means bad things happen faster.

Progress just means bad things happen faster.

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Tried living in the real world instead of a shell, but I was bored before I even began.

Tried living in the real world instead of a shell, but I was bored before I even began.

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My formula for life is very simple: in the morning, wake up; at night, go to sleep. In between I try and occupy myself as best I can.

My formula for life is very simple: in the morning, wake up; at night, go to sleep. In between I try and occupy myself as best I can.

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.

That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Isn't it strange that I know you'd risk your life to save mine, but I don't even know what your favorite color is?

Isn't it strange that I know you'd risk your life to save mine, but I don't even know what your favorite color is?

Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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