I hate when people say 'I see'. It doesn't mean anything and I think it's hostile. Whenever anyone tells me 'I see' I think they're really saying 'Fuck you'. Jun 17, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk. Jun 17, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally. Jun 17, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I wonder why some people find it very difficult to follow God. Perhaps, they are waiting for Him to join a social network before they could start to follow Him. Jun 17, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I would have had to kill him, and Death, you know, keeps secrets better even than a guilty Roman. Jun 17, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor. Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs. Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you, but you were too heavy to carry, so I won you over with my personality instead Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.”“You do have that effect on people. Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>