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Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Jun 18, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

Jun 18, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

Jun 18, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!

I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!

Jun 18, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Jun 18, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you'll move mountains.

So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you'll move mountains.

Jun 18, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Jun 18, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

Jun 18, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple

I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple

Jun 18, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

Jun 18, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Тo me, the future doesn’t seem real. It’s just this magical place where I can put my responsibilities so that I don’t have to be scared while hurtling toward failure at eight hundred miles per hour.

Тo me, the future doesn’t seem real. It’s just this magical place where I can put my responsibilities so that I don’t have to be scared while hurtling toward failure at eight hundred miles per hour.

Jun 18, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine.

I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine.

Jun 18, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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