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If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day,You have to go places quite out of the way,You have to go places no others can get to.You have to get cold and you have too get wet, too.

If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day,You have to go places quite out of the way,You have to go places no others can get to.You have to get cold and you have too get wet, too.

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We lay there and looked up at the night sky and she told me about stars called blue squares and red swirls and I told her I'd never heard of them. Of course not, she said, the really important stuff they never tell you. You have to imagine it on your own.

We lay there and looked up at the night sky and she told me about stars called blue squares and red swirls and I told her I'd never heard of them. Of course not, she said, the really important stuff they never tell you. You have to imagine it on your own.

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Everything stinks till it’s finished.

Everything stinks till it’s finished.

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton.

Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton.

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Yes, I have tricks in my pocket, I have things up my sleeve. But I am the opposite of a stage magician. He gives you illusion that has the appearance of truth. I give you truth in the pleasant disguise of illusion.

Yes, I have tricks in my pocket, I have things up my sleeve. But I am the opposite of a stage magician. He gives you illusion that has the appearance of truth. I give you truth in the pleasant disguise of illusion.

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.

Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.

You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.

Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's just that in the Deep South, women learn at a young age that when the world is falling apart around you, it's time to take down the drapes and make a new dress.

It's just that in the Deep South, women learn at a young age that when the world is falling apart around you, it's time to take down the drapes and make a new dress.

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Every morning when I wake up, I experience an exquisite joy —the joy of being Salvador Dalí— and I ask myself in rapture: What wonderful things is this Salvador Dalí going to accomplish today?

Every morning when I wake up, I experience an exquisite joy —the joy of being Salvador Dalí— and I ask myself in rapture: What wonderful things is this Salvador Dalí going to accomplish today?

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Laughter is carbonated holiness.

Laughter is carbonated holiness.

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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