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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors.

Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Sometimes, there is no harm in putting off a piece of work until another day.

Sometimes, there is no harm in putting off a piece of work until another day.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Buy or borrow self-improvement books, but don't read them. Stack them around your bedroom and use them as places to rest bowls of cookies.Watch exercise shows on television, but don't do the exercises. Practice believing that the benefit lies in imagining yourself doing the exercises.Don't power walk. Saunter slowly in the sun, eating chocolate, and carry a blanket so you can take a nap.

Buy or borrow self-improvement books, but don't read them. Stack them around your bedroom and use them as places to rest bowls of cookies.Watch exercise shows on television, but don't do the exercises. Practice believing that the benefit lies in imagining yourself doing the exercises.Don't power walk. Saunter slowly in the sun, eating chocolate, and carry a blanket so you can take a nap.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A real scientist solves problems, not wails that they are unsolvable.

A real scientist solves problems, not wails that they are unsolvable.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Enjoy every ounce of your life, get high and be sincere to anybody that comes around you.

Enjoy every ounce of your life, get high and be sincere to anybody that comes around you.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I have something that I call my Golden Rule. It goes something like this: 'Do unto others twenty-five percent better than you expect them to do unto you.' … The twenty-five percent is for error.

I have something that I call my Golden Rule. It goes something like this: 'Do unto others twenty-five percent better than you expect them to do unto you.' … The twenty-five percent is for error.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There are few sources of energy so powerful as a procrastinating college student.

There are few sources of energy so powerful as a procrastinating college student.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The universe is a million billion light-years wide, and every inch of it would kill you if you went there. This is the position of the universe with regards to human life.

The universe is a million billion light-years wide, and every inch of it would kill you if you went there. This is the position of the universe with regards to human life.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,' I said. 'By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn't true. The world is only broken into two tribes: the people who are assholes and the people who are not.

I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,' I said. 'By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn't true. The world is only broken into two tribes: the people who are assholes and the people who are not.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they have not been few or little, I think that I have been the biggest.

Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they have not been few or little, I think that I have been the biggest.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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