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Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?""Yes," said Harry stiffly."Yes, sir.""There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.

Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?""Yes," said Harry stiffly."Yes, sir.""There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Jesus!" Luke exclaimed."Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.

Jesus!" Luke exclaimed."Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.

Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?

Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.""Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job.

I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.""Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

So many books, so little time.

So many books, so little time.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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