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Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.

Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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