humor
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.
Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>