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Happiness is a warm puppy.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,Go throw your TV set away,And in its place you can installA lovely bookshelf on the wall.Then fill the shelves with lots of books.

So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,Go throw your TV set away,And in its place you can installA lovely bookshelf on the wall.Then fill the shelves with lots of books.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year.""Why?" Isabelle said."So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means.

That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year.""Why?" Isabelle said."So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.

I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.

Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.

He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?""Yes.""You called her a liar?""Yes.""You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?""Yes.""Have a biscuit, Potter.

Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?""Yes.""You called her a liar?""Yes.""You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?""Yes.""Have a biscuit, Potter.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Never memorize something that you can look up.

Never memorize something that you can look up.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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