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Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students."Don’t let it worry you," said Ron. "It’s me. I’m extremely famous.

Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students."Don’t let it worry you," said Ron. "It’s me. I’m extremely famous.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.

I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me.""I was ninety percent sure.""I see," Clary said. There must have been something in her voice, because he turned to look at her. Her hand cracked across his face, a slap that rocked him back on his heels. He put his hands on his cheek, more in surprise than pain."What the hell was that for?""The other ten percent.

You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me.""I was ninety percent sure.""I see," Clary said. There must have been something in her voice, because he turned to look at her. Her hand cracked across his face, a slap that rocked him back on his heels. He put his hands on his cheek, more in surprise than pain."What the hell was that for?""The other ten percent.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Mom says it's because she has PMS.Do you even know what that means?"I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome

Mom says it's because she has PMS.Do you even know what that means?"I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names.""Good idea," said Jace. "I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.

Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names.""Good idea," said Jace. "I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.

Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.

If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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