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Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people.

Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!

Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.

Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.

The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.

Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm not going to wear a red dress," she said."It would look stunning, My Lady," she called.She spoke to the bubbles gathered on the surface of the water. "If there's anyone I wish to stun at dinner, I'll hit him in the face.

I'm not going to wear a red dress," she said."It would look stunning, My Lady," she called.She spoke to the bubbles gathered on the surface of the water. "If there's anyone I wish to stun at dinner, I'll hit him in the face.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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