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Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.

Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.

Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.

You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.

Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Jace shook his blond head in exasperation. "You had to make a crazy jail friend, didn't you? You couldn't just count ceiling tiles or tame a pet mouse like normal prisoners do?

Jace shook his blond head in exasperation. "You had to make a crazy jail friend, didn't you? You couldn't just count ceiling tiles or tame a pet mouse like normal prisoners do?

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.

The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My rapier wit hides my inner pain.

My rapier wit hides my inner pain.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Headline?" he asked."'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said."'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said."'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'" I said.

Headline?" he asked."'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said."'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said."'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'" I said.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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