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I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.

I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Your friend's poetry is terrible," he said.Clary blinked, caught momentarily off guard. "What?""I said his poetry was terrible. It sounds like he ate a dictionary and started vomiting up words at random.

Your friend's poetry is terrible," he said.Clary blinked, caught momentarily off guard. "What?""I said his poetry was terrible. It sounds like he ate a dictionary and started vomiting up words at random.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.

If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?

I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.

Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's not gray," Clary felt compelled to point out. "It's green.""If there was such a thing as terminal literalism, you'd have died in childhood," said Jace.

It's not gray," Clary felt compelled to point out. "It's green.""If there was such a thing as terminal literalism, you'd have died in childhood," said Jace.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?

Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.

Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention.

Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me.""It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably.

I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me.""It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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