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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.

Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again."So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking...

Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again."So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking...

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.

It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?" asked Jace."It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath.""As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome," said Simon."I knew we should have left you a rat.

Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?" asked Jace."It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath.""As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome," said Simon."I knew we should have left you a rat.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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