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In the end, everything is a gag.

In the end, everything is a gag.

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You don't always have to kiss a lot of frogs to recognize a prince when you find one -Henrietta Barett

You don't always have to kiss a lot of frogs to recognize a prince when you find one -Henrietta Barett

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Congratulations!Today is your day.You're off to Great Places!You're off and away!

Congratulations!Today is your day.You're off to Great Places!You're off and away!

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The road to enlightenment is long and difficult, and you should try not to forget snacks and magazines.

The road to enlightenment is long and difficult, and you should try not to forget snacks and magazines.

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

God helps those who strut their stuff.

God helps those who strut their stuff.

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.

A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Can't stand all these poisonous creatures, all these snakes and insects and fish and things. Wretched things, biting everybody. And then people expect me to tell them what to do about it. I'll tell them what to do. Don't get bitten in the first place. (quoting Dr. Struan Sutherland)

Can't stand all these poisonous creatures, all these snakes and insects and fish and things. Wretched things, biting everybody. And then people expect me to tell them what to do about it. I'll tell them what to do. Don't get bitten in the first place. (quoting Dr. Struan Sutherland)

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Believe me, It would be better if we didn't meet again. Go back to school. Go back to your life. And next time they ask you, say no. Killing is for grown-ups and you're still a child.

Believe me, It would be better if we didn't meet again. Go back to school. Go back to your life. And next time they ask you, say no. Killing is for grown-ups and you're still a child.

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.

I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It is harder to crack prejudice than an atom.

It is harder to crack prejudice than an atom.

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

All the time you're saying to yourself, 'I could do that, but I won't,' — which is just another way of saying that you can't.

All the time you're saying to yourself, 'I could do that, but I won't,' — which is just another way of saying that you can't.

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!

Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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