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I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'

I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said, 'I am.'

I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said, 'I am.'

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.

Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.

It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.

A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?

Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I feel much freer now that I am certain the pope is the Antichrist.

I feel much freer now that I am certain the pope is the Antichrist.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.

If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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