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If people knew how hard I worked to get my mastery, it wouldn't seem so wonderful at all.

If people knew how hard I worked to get my mastery, it wouldn't seem so wonderful at all.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Archbishop - A Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.

Archbishop - A Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs.

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.

The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to Heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.

A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to Heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!

Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it.

To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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