humor

humor

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.

Dec 21, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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