humor
I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.
Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.
Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>