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I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.

I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.

Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Dogs are forever in the push up postion.

Dogs are forever in the push up postion.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

Dec 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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