humor
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.
Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
If Lincoln were alive today, he'd be turning over in his grave.
Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.
Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Instant gratification takes too long.
Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>