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Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.

A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.

Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.

Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If Lincoln were alive today, he'd be turning over in his grave.

If Lincoln were alive today, he'd be turning over in his grave.

Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.

It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.

Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Instant gratification takes too long.

Instant gratification takes too long.

Dec 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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