Just go up to somebody on the street and say 'You're it!' and then run away.
Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
humor
What this country needs is more unemployed politicians.
Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.
Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Life is just a bowl of pits.
Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>