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I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement.

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?

If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.

Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.

My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd rather lie around. No contest.

Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd rather lie around. No contest.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A dollar saved is a quarter earned.

A dollar saved is a quarter earned.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.

Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless.

As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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