You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.
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humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Some things are easier to legalize than to legitimate.
Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.
Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
No pressure, no diamonds.
Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The status quo sucks.
Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>