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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.

Nov 29, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

Nov 29, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Nov 29, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

Nov 29, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.

When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.

Nov 29, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Nov 29, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.

The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The problem with the designated driver programme, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At then end of the night drop them off at the wrong house.

The problem with the designated driver programme, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At then end of the night drop them off at the wrong house.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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