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We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I am on the right wing of the middle of the road and with a strong radical bias.

I am on the right wing of the middle of the road and with a strong radical bias.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.

When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Heaven will be inherited by every man who has heaven in his soul.

Heaven will be inherited by every man who has heaven in his soul.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The main purpose of the stock market is to make fools of as many men as possible.

The main purpose of the stock market is to make fools of as many men as possible.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to.

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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