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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.

During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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