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Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.

Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.

If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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