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Jane's stories are too sensible. Then Diana puts too much murders into hers. She says most of the time she doesn't know what to do with the people so she kills them off to get rid of them." -Anne Shirley

Jane's stories are too sensible. Then Diana puts too much murders into hers. She says most of the time she doesn't know what to do with the people so she kills them off to get rid of them." -Anne Shirley

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I love writing, but hate starting. The page is awfully white and it says, 'You may have fooled some of the people some of the time but those days are over, Giftless. I'm not your agent and I'm not your mommy: I'm a white piece of paper. You wanna dance with me?' and I really, really don't. I'll go peaceable-like.

I love writing, but hate starting. The page is awfully white and it says, 'You may have fooled some of the people some of the time but those days are over, Giftless. I'm not your agent and I'm not your mommy: I'm a white piece of paper. You wanna dance with me?' and I really, really don't. I'll go peaceable-like.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Always mystify, torture, mislead, and surprise the audience as much as possible.

Always mystify, torture, mislead, and surprise the audience as much as possible.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I agreed to keep the cards a secret and asked my grandmother if she believed in magic. She said she did not but that, surprisingly, magic worked even if you did not believe in it.

I agreed to keep the cards a secret and asked my grandmother if she believed in magic. She said she did not but that, surprisingly, magic worked even if you did not believe in it.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Nobody think about that broken heart... life goes on, broken heart never join together but it tries very hard to get joined again. That;swhy may be it said "Heart is like a mirror, if its broken can never be joined.

Nobody think about that broken heart... life goes on, broken heart never join together but it tries very hard to get joined again. That;swhy may be it said "Heart is like a mirror, if its broken can never be joined.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Sometimes we can focus so much on nothing that we make it a big something of nothing

Sometimes we can focus so much on nothing that we make it a big something of nothing

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Hit ain't sacrilege. Miss Effie Belle says when she cain't think what to have for dinner, she asts God and right off He gives her an idea. To my thinkin', thet's sacrilege."Miss Love really laughed. "There's not a woman in the world who hasn't prayed what to cook for dinner, Rucker!

Hit ain't sacrilege. Miss Effie Belle says when she cain't think what to have for dinner, she asts God and right off He gives her an idea. To my thinkin', thet's sacrilege."Miss Love really laughed. "There's not a woman in the world who hasn't prayed what to cook for dinner, Rucker!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Something about being rejected at Church Camp felt so much more awful than being rejected at school.

Something about being rejected at Church Camp felt so much more awful than being rejected at school.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby.

I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Rather a thousand times the county jail than to lie under this marble figure with wings and this granite pedestal bearing the words "pro patria." What do they mean anyway?

Rather a thousand times the county jail than to lie under this marble figure with wings and this granite pedestal bearing the words "pro patria." What do they mean anyway?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Poetry is not an art, it's a symptom.

Poetry is not an art, it's a symptom.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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