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It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day.

It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry. Mr Bones: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used to suffer from short stories.McGough: Really? When?Mr Bones: Oh, once upon a time ...

McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry. Mr Bones: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used to suffer from short stories.McGough: Really? When?Mr Bones: Oh, once upon a time ...

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Eventually, Krysomallos would be skinned for his fleece, which became known as the Golden Fleece, which means I am related to a sheepskin rug.This is why you don't want to think too hard about who you're related to in the Greek myths. It'll drive you crazy.

Eventually, Krysomallos would be skinned for his fleece, which became known as the Golden Fleece, which means I am related to a sheepskin rug.This is why you don't want to think too hard about who you're related to in the Greek myths. It'll drive you crazy.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Everything around us is made up of matter so small, its mass cannot be written down. You're either an atom, or a cell. These things are super small, but they join and function together to create something powerful. It reminds me of love; its always the small things that are done that makes a person feel like they're made of something.

Everything around us is made up of matter so small, its mass cannot be written down. You're either an atom, or a cell. These things are super small, but they join and function together to create something powerful. It reminds me of love; its always the small things that are done that makes a person feel like they're made of something.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

With right fashion, every female would be a flame.

With right fashion, every female would be a flame.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There is no better tool than our hands.

Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There is no better tool than our hands.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's time to shop high heels if your fiance kisses you on the forehead.

It's time to shop high heels if your fiance kisses you on the forehead.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Dresses don't look beautiful on hangers.

Dresses don't look beautiful on hangers.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Dresses won't worn out in the wardrobe, but that is not what dresses are designed for.

Dresses won't worn out in the wardrobe, but that is not what dresses are designed for.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Fashion doesn't make you perfect, but it makes you pretty.

Fashion doesn't make you perfect, but it makes you pretty.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

True friends chop the onions and cry together.

True friends chop the onions and cry together.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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