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The words of men cannot be trusted, especially men like you!

The words of men cannot be trusted, especially men like you!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you go on touching me, I’ll catch fire before your eyes.

If you go on touching me, I’ll catch fire before your eyes.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I don't want you to leave. I want you to stay.

I don't want you to leave. I want you to stay.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Scusi mia bella*, but it runs in the blood of all Italians to be skillful lovers. So you have to get used to this.

Scusi mia bella*, but it runs in the blood of all Italians to be skillful lovers. So you have to get used to this.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You can't push me away, mio cuore. You can't!

You can't push me away, mio cuore. You can't!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Most of the very few people who would choose a good heart over riches would eventually use that to either make a lot of money, or attract men or women who are rich.

Most of the very few people who would choose a good heart over riches would eventually use that to either make a lot of money, or attract men or women who are rich.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Hey, Doc, we better back up. We don’t have enough road to get up to eighty-eight,” I quoted as I slid into the passenger seat.“‘Roads?’” he replied in an excellent impression of Christopher Lloyd’s eccentric scientist. “‘Where we’re going, we don’t need roads!’” The call-and-response rituals of geeks were a thing of beauty, and allowed said geeks to identify each other across time and space.

Hey, Doc, we better back up. We don’t have enough road to get up to eighty-eight,” I quoted as I slid into the passenger seat.“‘Roads?’” he replied in an excellent impression of Christopher Lloyd’s eccentric scientist. “‘Where we’re going, we don’t need roads!’” The call-and-response rituals of geeks were a thing of beauty, and allowed said geeks to identify each other across time and space.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When it comes to their love lives, some people do not really have high standards; they merely have low sex drive.

When it comes to their love lives, some people do not really have high standards; they merely have low sex drive.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Some writers write to forget. Some forget to write.

Some writers write to forget. Some forget to write.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Most adults are knowledgeable to a child, but ignorant for their age.

Most adults are knowledgeable to a child, but ignorant for their age.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Most women would each be left with fewer dreams or without a dream, if the institution of marriage were to be abolished.

Most women would each be left with fewer dreams or without a dream, if the institution of marriage were to be abolished.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have.

Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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