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A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows.

Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday.

I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday.

Nov 25, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Their is no defense against criticism except obscurity.

Their is no defense against criticism except obscurity.

Nov 25, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I get mail; therefore I am.

I get mail; therefore I am.

Nov 25, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Nov 25, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Nov 25, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

Nov 25, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

From my earliest years I had always wanted to be a writer. It was not that I had any particular message for humanity. I am still plugging away and not the ghost of one so far, so it begins to look as though, unless I suddenly hit mid-season form in my eighties, humanity will remain a message short.

From my earliest years I had always wanted to be a writer. It was not that I had any particular message for humanity. I am still plugging away and not the ghost of one so far, so it begins to look as though, unless I suddenly hit mid-season form in my eighties, humanity will remain a message short.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I don’t ask writers about their work habits. I really don’t care. Joyce Carol Oates says somewhere that when writers ask each other what time they start working and when they finish and how much time they take for lunch, they’re actually trying to find out, "Is he as crazy as I am?" I don’t need that question answered.

I don’t ask writers about their work habits. I really don’t care. Joyce Carol Oates says somewhere that when writers ask each other what time they start working and when they finish and how much time they take for lunch, they’re actually trying to find out, "Is he as crazy as I am?" I don’t need that question answered.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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