Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.
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humor
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
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In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
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