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Never accept a drink from a urologist.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.

If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.

In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.

I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.

What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

This island is made mainly of coal and surrounded by fish. Only an organizing genius could produce a shortage of coal and fish at the same time.

This island is made mainly of coal and surrounded by fish. Only an organizing genius could produce a shortage of coal and fish at the same time.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

To achieve great things, two things are needed; a plan, and not quite enough time.

To achieve great things, two things are needed; a plan, and not quite enough time.

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?

Nov 26, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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