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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I seated ugliness on my knee, and almost immediately grew tired of it.

I seated ugliness on my knee, and almost immediately grew tired of it.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.

There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm sick to death of famous people standing up and using their celebrity to promote a cause. If I see a particular need, I do try to help. But there's a lot that can be achieved by putting a cheque in the right place and shutting up about it.

I'm sick to death of famous people standing up and using their celebrity to promote a cause. If I see a particular need, I do try to help. But there's a lot that can be achieved by putting a cheque in the right place and shutting up about it.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Nov 30, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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